Scene from a meeting this morning.<\/p>\n
P1 said, “Did you hear that Joe Biden was in Parker yesterday?”<\/p>\n
I thought, “What’s the punch line?”<\/p>\n
P2 said, “Wow, really?”<\/p>\n
P3 said, “Cool!”<\/p>\n
P4 said, “Hey, maybe Obama will visit the Elizabeth headquarters!”<\/p>\n
I thought, “Oh God, they’re all drinking the cool aid.”<\/p>\n
P5 said, “Yeah, maybe he’ll come out to Elizabeth!”<\/p>\n
P6 said, “That would be awesome!”<\/p>\n
I said, “Someone get his birth certificate if he shows up in the jurisdiction.”<\/p>\n
Crickets.<\/p>\n
Meeting adjourned.<\/p>\n
Obama loses, they’ll riot.\u00a0 Obama gets thrown out on constitutional citizenship grounds, they’ll riot.\u00a0 Obama wins, cities will burn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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