Scene from a meeting this morning.

P1 said, “Did you hear that Joe Biden was in Parker yesterday?”

I thought, “What’s the punch line?”

P2 said, “Wow, really?”

P3 said, “Cool!”

P4 said, “Hey, maybe Obama will visit the Elizabeth headquarters!”

I thought, “Oh God, they’re all drinking the cool aid.”

P5 said, “Yeah, maybe he’ll come out to Elizabeth!”

P6 said, “That would be awesome!”

I said, “Someone get his birth certificate if he shows up in the jurisdiction.”

Crickets.

Meeting adjourned.

Obama loses, they’ll riot.  Obama gets thrown out on constitutional citizenship grounds, they’ll riot.  Obama wins, cities will burn.