After two administrations of a president elected because of how he looked rather than the beliefs he held – those of a red diaper communist with an uncertain origin and Muslim preferences, isn’t it time we elected a president because of how she looks rather than the beliefs she’s expressed – those of a hard-left legally-immune socialist-apparatchik who personally collected hundreds of millions from foreign government and business interests by selling State Department influence and giving away American state secrets?
We still have the remains of a health care system to dismantle while any doctors remain in private practices. There’s a dwindling deep-pocket supply of rich people to confiscate wealth from so long as one of their dollars is left in the bank. There’s a few American businesses still profitable and we’d better take those profits for the common good before they have a chance to hide them in some other non-socialist-paradise of a country. There’s still remnants of the American military and defense system to dismantle to make funds available for entitlement redistributions and who cares about jihad and other workplace violence anyway? There’s still some un-stoned people and plenty of states in which to spread recreational drugs to experiment with on the children who survived their parents right to abortion. There are still some human activities that have not been regulated and we need to write more regulations and laws to put controls on those pesky freedoms. And don’t forget the majority of voters in America who are net recipients of government redistributions and who must be mollified. We wouldn’t want to have riots now would we?
We’re not done yet! Move on! March on! Jihad on! Progress now! America is not dead yet! There’s still a few drops of American blood flowing there to suck out of her corpse.
So step up comrades and cheerfully surrender those IRAs and 401Ks, those family businesses and farms, those paid up property deeds, and all that freedom – the products of your life’s work – the spoils of your rigged system with its income inequalities and systemically oppressive hegemonic white-Euro-male-dominated social injustices. Pony up and put a patriotic smile on your face! It’s your duty to give to the peoples who need what you have earned!